Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
The Job Interview…
Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...