Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...