Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
College Courses for Women
1…Silence, the final frontier – Where no woman has gone before.2…The undiscovered side of...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.