Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...