What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
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What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Why Name Penises
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What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...