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The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
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Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Lawyers on a flight
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what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
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These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
She’s new to football
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