You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...