A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
Bring some more ammo
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Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Worm your way out of that one!
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The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...