Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Translations for men
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...