You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...