Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...