Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...