bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...