You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
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You know you are in a Texas church when
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Does it hurt when you do this?
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Iraqi Pilots
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2 Wonderful Hours
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Your co-worker is a computer hacker
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