Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Quote and counter-quote.
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1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
Give us new missiles
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Finding a house
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A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...