On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Watch real baseball
|Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...