Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...