Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...