White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...