Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.