What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Italian.
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Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...