A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...