Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
A woman’s dictionary
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Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Mothers taught us
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The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...