How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
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Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
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Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
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A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
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Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
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December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...