How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Emacs acronyms
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Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...