The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!