First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...