Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Caffeine addict quiz
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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...