What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.