Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...