A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!