The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Buy machine factory
|An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania....
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...