Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...