Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...