Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Translations for men
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...