Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...