You are under arrest!
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A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
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A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
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The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
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A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
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