When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...