Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.