The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
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Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
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A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.