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Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
An Irish couple
|An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few “squalls” received a...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...