Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...