Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...