Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...