Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...