A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...