Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...