Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...