If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...