Darwin Awards- 1999
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37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
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Dollars equal ten cents
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Explaining his claim
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Flying without a parachute
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A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...