Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...