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Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)